land mines, orange legs and clean shorts.
I really don't like any kind of tanning creams.
They make your legs turn orange.
There are other leg tanning products on the market that give you a decent tan......I think.
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Land mines are an evil way of waging war.
Before Princess Di passed she lent her name to an organization dedicated to getting rid of all land mines across the world.
Except at my house.
I got home yesterday, gave Edward some preliminary scritches and went to change into some shorts...
I pulled on a clean pair, felt something cold and creamy on my legs, I thought, "I am 'losing control' of myself"..
I looked down and saw an orange/yellow smear running up the inside of my thigh....For pete's sake-either I am sick or dying.
BUT, if I could get a tan that color my legs would not look that white. Hmmmmmm......
I pulled off the shorts and saw a mess smeared down one leg...
What did I eat that was orange???
I looked at my nice white socks and saw that I had stepped into an unseen land mine that Ed left for me next to the bed. The artificial coloring of the
dry cat food tranferred nicely to the pasty winter toned skin on my thighs..
I immediately thought about finding out about exactly what artificial colors they use in Chef's Blend and formulating my own brand of sun tan oil!! But, I think that cat puke would start to smell when it gets old or hot.
My second thought was to enlist cat vomit as a viable way to mine an area..... Have cats toss their cookies around the area you want to protect...
It's biodegradable and will protect any area for a few days.
The only problem is getting a cat to throw up on command.:rolleyes:
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p.s. Thanks to all of you that have suggested Ed get a playmate.......that way I could "tan" both my legs at once.:eek: :confused: :rolleyes: :p :mad:
