How many dogs to change a light bulb???
>How Many Dogs Does It Take to Change A Light Bulb?
>
>1. Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got
>our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid
>burned out bulb?
>
>2. Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not
>up to code.
>
>3. Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!
>
>4. Rottweiler: Make me.
>
>5. Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.
>
>6. Lab: Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can
>I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please!
>
>7. German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I've led these people
>from the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just
>one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take
>advantage of the situation.
>
>8. Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the
>walls and furniture.
>
>9. Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a
>light bulb. Huh?
>
>10. Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the
>dark.
>
>11. Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb.
>
>12. Pointer: I see it, there it is, there it is, right there ...
>
>13. Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?
>
>14. Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a
>little circle ...
>
>15. Poodle: I'll just whisper in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do
>it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.
>
>
>The Cat's Answer: "Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light
>bulbs. So, the real question is: How long will it be before I can
>expect some light, some dinner, and a massage?"
:D ;) :p
This is hilarious and soooo true!!!!
