The Not-so-Good-Housekeeping Seal of Approval
Let's clean up tonight!
I'll sweep and mop the floor!
"I'll help you dad"
SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP...
Dustpan, trash....
"Hey Dad, check this out....what's this on my head?"
"It a cobweb, where did you find it?"
"Right behind the chair, on the floor you pretended to sweep .."
"Ed, you are supposed to steer clear of the moving furniture, I have to look for you everytime something gets moved...."
"doing quality control dad......What's this???"
"that's a dust bunny....."
"A WHAT?"
"Dust bunny....they come around when you don't sweep regularly..."
"I see....."
"Where are you going?"
"ME? I'm going to run around the house like a freaking mad man, knocking stuff down, so you can clean some more.......I like this..."
"DUDE, KNOCK IT OFF......"
"Dad, watch this....."
CRASH........
'Onward thru the little pile of dust bunnies......ROUND EM UP COWBOY!!!...
'EDWARD, YOU LITTLE TURD....."
5 minutes later.....nodding off on his perch.....
"Cleaning house really tires me out.....take a break Dad, I am..."
Morale of the story?
A 10 minute job becomes a disaster, playtime and a nap for a cat,
:rolleyes:
