Dogs Letters to God

Dog's Letters To God

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> Dear God,
> Why do humans smell the flowers, but seldom,
> if ever, smell one another?
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> Dear God,
> When we get to heaven, can we sit on your couch?
> Or is it the same old story?
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> Dear God,
> Why are there cars named after the jaguar,
> the cougar, the mustang, the colt, the stingray, and
> the rabbit, but not ONE named for a dog? How
> often do you see a cougar riding around?
> We dogs love a nice ride! Would it be so hard to
> rename the 'Chrysler Eagle' the Chrysler Beagle'?
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> Dear God,
> If a dog barks his head off in the forest
> and no human hears him, is he still a bad dog?
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> Dear God,
> We dogs can understand human verbal instructions,
> hand signals, whistles, horns, clickers, beepers, scent ID's,
> electromagnetic energy fields, and
> Frisbee flight paths. What do humans understand?
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> Dear God,
> More meatballs, less spaghetti, please.
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> Dear God,
> When we get to the Pearly Gates,
> do we have to shake hands to get in?
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> Dear God,
> Are there mailmen in Heaven?
> If there are, will I have to apologize?
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> Dear God,
> May I have my testicles back ?