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Success
Got this in an e-mail today. Thought you guys and gals would get a kick out of it as I did.
SUCCESS
At age 4 success is. . . . . . . . not peeing in your pants.
At age 12 success is. . . . . . . . having friends.
At age 16 success is. . . . . . . . having a drivers license.
At age 20 success is. . . . . . . . going all the way.
At age 35 success is. . . . . . . . having money.
At age 50 success is. . . . . . . . having money.
At age 60 success is. . . . . . . . going all the way.
At age 70 success is. . . . . . . . having a drivers license.
At age 75 success is. . . . . . . . having friends.
At age 80 success is. . . . . . . . not peeing in your pants.
Always remember to forget the troubles that pass your way BUT never forget to remember the blessings that come each day. :)
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Lorraine, that is so cute, and so true. Where have you been, I have missed you, again.
I always look for your post, and always love reading them. So you got to start posting more, Woman!!
Willie:)
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haha... LOL. I like it. :)
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That's a great one - and so true.
Here's another:
Can any of you identify with this?
30 years!
1970: LONG HAIR.
2000: LONGING FOR HAIR.
1970: THE PERFECT HIGH.
2000: THE PERFECT HIGH YIELD MUTUAL FUND.
1970: KEG.
2000: EKG.
1970: ACID ROCK.
2000: ACID REFLUX.
1970: MOVING TO CALIFORNIA BECAUSE IT'S COOL.
2000: MOVING TO CALIFORNIA BECAUSE IT'S WARM.
1970: GROWING POT.
2000: GROWING POT BELLY.
1970: WATCHING JOHN GLENN'S HISTORIC SPACE
FLIGHT WITH YOUR PARENTS.
2000: WATCHING JOHN GLENN'S HISTORIC SPACE
FLIGHT WITH YOUR CHILDREN.
1970: TRYING TO LOOK LIKE MARLON BRANDO OR
ELIZABETH TAYLOR.
2000: TRYING NOT TO LOOK LIKE MARLON BRANDO
OR ELIZABETH TAYLOR.
1970: SEEDS AND STEMS.
2000: ROUGHAGE.
1970: POPPING PILLS, SMOKING JOINTS.
2000: POPPING JOINTS.
1970: OUR PRESIDENTS STRUGGLE WITH FIDEL.
2000: OUR PRESIDENTS STRUGGLE WITH FIDELITY.
1970: PAAR
2000: AARP
1970: KILLER WEED.
2000: WEED KILLER.
1970: HOPING FOR A BMW.
2000: HOPING FOR A BM.
1970: THE GRATEFUL DEAD.
2000: DR. KEVORKIAN.
1970: GETTING OUT TO A NEW, HIP JOINT.
2000: GETTING A NEW HIP JOINT.
1970: ROLLING STONES.
2000: KIDNEY STONES
1970: SCREW THE SYSTEM!
2000: UPGRADE THE SYSTEM.
1970: PEACE SIGN.
2000: MERCEDES LOGO.
1970: TAKING ACID
2000: TAKING ANTACID.
1970: PASSING THE DRIVERS TEST.
2000: PASSING THE VISION TEST.
1970: " WHATEVER"
2000: " DEPENDS "
