for Corkscrew

Dear Corkcrew,
Sirrah kitties here, Nobudy is allowed to talk to you but we figure cats don't count. Anyway, our Meowmie got you a hotshot aturney to represent you! We know she must be importint because there are United States CATS all over her signiture! So she must speshalize in CATS! So just be cool, we know you dint chew up those ole rubber thinzs! Here's wut we think ya outta do. Berry them! That's right. Cats don't know anything about tampurring with evidenz so just hurry up and do it so this hole thing will be over! QUICK!!
Love, Dylan, Emily and Eliot
Gotta go! Here comes Meowmeeeeee......

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Found Cats all love Corkscrew , as He Is a Partee Cat , and helps us Clean up! Not like JJJ3 , who searches for uneaten Temptations!