Joke about welfare...

A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the

counter and says, "Hi. You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really

rather have a job."

The worker behind the counter says, "Your timing is excellent. We just

got a

job opening from a

very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard for his

nymphomaniac

daughter. You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply

all

of your clothes.

"Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be expected

to

escort her on her overseas holiday trips. You'll have a two bedroom

apartment above the garage. The starting salary is $200,000 a year."

The guy says, "Wow! You're bull@#$%&%#@$ me!"

The worker says, "Yeah, well, you started it."

LMAO!!!

I so need to send that to my dad's family. :D