Does your cat own you?

Do you select your friends based on how well your cats like them?

Does your desire to collect cats intensify during times of stress?

Do you buy more than 50 pounds of cat litter a month?

Do you scoop out the litter box after each use? Do you wait at the box with the scoop in your hand?

Do you think it's cute when your cat swings on the drapes or licks
the butter?

Do you admit to non-cat owners how many cats you really have?

Do you sleep in the same position all night because it annoys your
cats when you move?

Do you kiss your cat on the lips?

Do you feed your cat titbits from the table with your fork?

Does your cat sit at the table (or ON the table) when you eat?

Does your cat sleep on your head? Do you like it?

Do you have more than four opened but rejected cans of cat food
in the refrigerator?

Do you watch bad TV because the cat is sleeping on the remote?

Did you buy a video tape of fish swimming in an aquarium to entertain your cat?

Will you stand at the open door indefinitely in the freezing rain
while your cat sniffs the door, deciding whether to go out or come in?

Would you rather spend a night at home with your cat than go out on a bad date?

Do you give your cat presents and a stocking at Christmas? Do you spend more for your cat than you do for your spouse?

Do the Christmas cards you send out feature your cat sitting on
Santa's lap? Does your cat sign the card?

Do you put off making the bed until the cat gets up?

Does your cat eat out of cut crystal stemware because you both
watched the same commercial on television?

Do you microwave your cat's food? Prepare it from scratch?

Do you climb out of bed over the headboard or footboard, so you won't disturb the sleeping cat?

At the store, do you pick up the cat food and kitty litter before you pick out anything for yourself?

Do you cook a special turkey for your cat on holidays?

Does your cat "insist" on a fancy Sunday breakfast consisting of
an omelette made from eggs, milk, and salmon, halibut, or trout?

Do you have pictures of your cat in your wallet? Do you bring
them out when your friends share pictures of their children?

When people call to talk to you on the phone, do you insist that
they say a few words to your cat as well?

Do you accept dates only with those who have a cat? If so, do you eventually double-date with the cats to see how they get along?

When someone new comes to your house, do you introduce your
cat, by name, to them?

:D :D

I have to admit YES to MANY of the above mentioned questions...but only here on PT:D :D

Do my cats own me? .Without a doubt

The worst thing is......

I found myself thinking 'why is that meant to be funny' at a couple of the statements. ;)

i.e.
When someone new comes to your house, do you introduce your
cat, by name, to them?

AND ???? Doesn't everyone do that :confused:

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Originally posted by PayItForward
AND ???? Doesn't everyone do that :confused:

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:D :p
My two sure do own me and I think they know it! :rolleyes: :cool:

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Originally posted by ChrisH
Do you scoop out the litter box after each use? Do you wait at the box with the scoop in your hand?

YES and YES

Do you admit to non-cat owners how many cats you really have?

YES

Do you sleep in the same position all night because it annoys your
cats when you move?

YES

Do you kiss your cat on the lips?

YES

Do you have more than four opened but rejected cans of cat food
in the refrigerator?

USUALLY TWO.....

Do you watch bad TV because the cat is sleeping on the remote?

BEEN THERE, DONE THAT!!

Would you rather spend a night at home with your cat than go out on a bad date?

MOST DEFINITELY YES!!!!

Do you give your cat presents and a stocking at Christmas? Do you spend more for your cat than you do for your spouse?

MY TOTAL BILL FOR CHRISTMAS PRESENTS FOR PETS EXCEEDS MY TOTAL BILL FOR CHIRSTMAS PRESENTS FOR PEOPLE.

Do you put off making the bed until the cat gets up?

YES

Do you climb out of bed over the headboard or footboard, so you won't disturb the sleeping cat?

YES

At the store, do you pick up the cat food and kitty litter before you pick out anything for yourself?

YES

When people call to talk to you on the phone, do you insist that
they say a few words to your cat as well?

YES

Do you accept dates only with those who have a cat? If so, do you eventually double-date with the cats to see how they get along?

I DON'T DATE AT ALL.

When someone new comes to your house, do you introduce your
cat, by name, to them?

YES

:D :D

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yup slick, we know who owns YOU:D Me too of course and I would not have it any otherway!

Of course Sash owns me and we wouldn't have it any other way!:) He certainly has me wrapped around his little paw.
Lisa & Sash

http://pages.ivillage.com/lisalee992 (Sash's website)

Ofcourse ,all Real Guardians do all those things!

With Love in our Hearts , and A Happy Face!

I am definately owned by my cats. Even my husband is owned by the cats (only he won't admit it to anybody else... his sisters are VERY surprised to hear how he treats the animals:p )