"CRACKED" me up, Again!!!!!
Ref pulled red lacy knickers from his pocket
A Brazilian football referee is facing divorce proceedings after he pulled a pair of knickers out of his pocket instead of a red card during a match.
Carlos Jose Figueira Ferro was trying to send footballer Paulo Coise off during an amateur match in the city of Anama, reports Terra.
The referee was so embarrassed that he ended the match with 20 minutes still to go. He said he had no idea how the red lacy knickers ended up in his pocket.
Mr Ferro's wife, who was watching the match, reportedly started divorce proceedings after the match.
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Somewhere, in Brazil, a woman is wearing a red card under her clothes....
