I would like to propose a Constitutional Amendment

outlawing heterosexual marriage.

The prisons are full of heterosexuals. Heterosexuals commit the majority of rapes and murders. Heterosexuals hold majority ownership in the vast majority of businesses in the pornography trade, as well as in businesses such as firearms, tobacco and sanitation -- all industries wracked with scandal. Do we want these people marrying and procreating? Anna Nicole Smith is a heterosexual, as is Wayne Newton. The idea of people like this being involved in state-sanctioned fornication is simply unamerican, and it is time we all got involved.

In fact, let's pass a constitutional ban on all marriage of any kind.
100% of spouse abuse occurs within the institution of marriage. By eliminating marriage altogether, we eliminate the problem. The divorce rate will plummet, and this will put an end to the unfortunate phenomenon of being left at the alter. No longer will the IRS have to worry about a "marriage penalty." Laws against polygamy will be fully complied with. No one will break their vows.

This world would be a more moral, upright place by eliminating marriage, or at least keeping the world safe from legal unions between (shudder) heterosexuals.

Thanks for your attention


note: this is not mine. i copied if from another board because it cracked me up

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I LOVE IT! :D :D

I'm ging to print it out.
Do you know who came up with this?

Oh man, that's priceless.

I'm printing that out and putting it on the fridge. ;):p

:) Us folks from San Francisco like that one too :)

Hey,

They should have one banning Homo Sapiens.

I don't like them either.

lol Richard!

*snerk* That's wonderful! I think I'm going to print it out too!

*snort*


Reminds me of the 'bread causes cancer' one. Remember that? LOL!

Haha, that's funny!

If your amentment passes PLEASE wait to have it take effect til after March17th thats my 25th anniversey. I haven't put up with all this to have it not mean anything.