What my brother said

I just had to tell you what my brother said the other night. It was so funny.

He was being a big pest. He was supposed to be sleeping, but he was in bed playing with his toys instead. so my mom goes in for like the fifth time and says "Dawson! Go to sleep! Say your prayers and go to sleep!"

So he goes "I did say my prayers mommy. I prayed to God that you would be skinny."

LOL. I think that's the funniest thing he's ever said. ;)

I'm sitting here with my mouth open as wide as a volleyball.

If you don't mind me saying, Dawson, that's a REAL good way to get your BUTT KICKED!

Lol my mom thought it was funny. She's always saying she's too fat so I guess my brother wanted to fix that LOL.

That reminds me of the time I was in a store in the restroom and a mom and little girl were in a stall and the mom was telling her to do something and talking about her butt and the little girl says "Mommy do you love my little butt?" and the mom said "Yes of course" and the little girl proudly says "Mommy I love your big butt!" the mom said "gee thanks!":p

LOL! That's the cutest thing I've ever heard!

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Originally posted by shais_mom
That reminds me of the time I was in a store in the restroom and a mom and little girl were in a stall and the mom was telling her to do something and talking about her butt and the little girl says "Mommy do you love my little butt?" and the mom said "Yes of course" and the little girl proudly says "Mommy I love your big butt!" the mom said "gee thanks!":p

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LOL :D

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Originally posted by shais_mom
That reminds me of the time I was in a store in the restroom and a mom and little girl were in a stall and the mom was telling her to do something and talking about her butt and the little girl says "Mommy do you love my little butt?" and the mom said "Yes of course" and the little girl proudly says "Mommy I love your big butt!" the mom said "gee thanks!":p

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LOL... My brother said something like that once... My bro was real little... maybe 5... and he said something about my mom having a big butt, so my mom pretended to cry, and he goes "I love you mom... AND you're big butt!"

Kids....

hehe lmao!:D

See, now this will make its way into the family stories for the next thirty years! Too funny!:D