I bet your dog doesn't own a car....
Today at work, I asked a customer if he had dogs in the backyard. He said yes, but they are harmless. So, I'm working on the phone lines, and being the dog lover I am, I was keeping an eye out for the dogs. I was disappointed because I didn't see them. I couldn't resist; I whistled. And two heads popped up from the front seat of a car. The guy goes "Oh, that's their car." So I go to get a closer look, now keep in mind, this guy had a nice clean kept backyard. The car was specifically there as a "dog house". I looked inside, and it was all decorated and had nice bedding in it. lol. It was a 90's ford Taurus, BTW.
