Roller Poopies
A competition game for one or more cats and/or kittens.
Rules of Play:
Poopies used must be good and dry and preferably rounded and small in order to roll properly and fit into the various goals.
A non-carpeted floor should be used as the playing court.
To be played at night, just as owners are about to fall asleep.
Object of the game:
250 points to be scored within an 8 hour period of time divided into four 1 hour periods of play interchanged with four 1 hour periods of rest.
Scoring:
Retrieval of poopies from the litter pan:
A. Two-paw retrieval: 2 points
B. One-paw retrieval: 5 points
C. Retrieval of inadequate or mushy poopie: 5 points
Dribbling poopies:
A. Non-stop to within 4 feet of litter pan: 3 points
B. Non-stop across the kitchen floor: 5 points
C. Non-stop from pan, through kitchen and into living room: 7 points
D. Same as C, done in presence of the owner's dinner guests: 10 points
Passing of poopies (in air at least 2 seconds)
A. One kitty toss in air: 3 points
B. Completed forward pass: 5 points
C. If poopie shatters on impact: 10 points
Goals in Roller Poopies
A. Under stove or refrigerator: 5 points
B. Under furniture with 1" clearance: 10 points
C. Dead center of food plate: 15 points
D. Water dish: 25 points
Bonus Points:
A. Water dish goals
For every hour before discovery: 5 points
If nearly dissolved upon discovery: 10 points
If owner gags when dumping: 15 points
B. Poopie placement
For placing in 3:00 A.M. path to bathroom so owner steps on it with bare feet: 10 points
If stepped on with fleshy part of arch: 15 points
C. Movement of poopies up the stairs
With mouth (never observed): 5 points
Using paws, 1 step at a time: 10 points
On wooden steps between 12:00-6:00 A.M: 20 points
D. Night-time bonus
After lights out: 5 points
After 2:00 A.M: 10 points
If owner confiscates it, having another one in play within 10 minutes: 15 points
