SOME RAMBLINGS of a RETIRED MIND
SOME RAMBLINGS of a RETIRED MIND
I was thinking about how a status symbol of today is
those cell phones that everyone has clipped on. I
can't afford one so I'm wearing my garage door
opener.
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I was thinking about old age and decided that it is
when you still have something on the ball but you are
just too tired to bounce it.
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I thought about making a fitness movie for folks my
age and call it "Pumping Rust."
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I have gotten that dreaded furniture disease ...
that's when your chest is falling into your drawers!
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You know when people see a cat's litter box, they
always say, "Oh, have you got a cat?" Just once I
wanted to say, "No, it's for company!"
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Employment application blanks always ask who is to be
notified in case of an emergency. I think you should
write, "A Good Doctor!"
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Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post
Office? What are we supposed to do . . write to
these men? Why don't they just put their pictures on
the postage stamps so the mailmen could look for them
while they delivered the mail?
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I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible
a whole lot more as they get older then it dawned on
me . . they were cramming for their finals.
As for me, I'm just hoping God grades on the curve.
