Oh, my life is getting to be just ^#$* hilarious....
Ok, so little brother stops by to cheer me up. He says "Tonya, I'll go grocery shopping and running errands with you." That's pretty sweet for a little brother, so I was all happy.
So, Jeff drives. First we stop at his college so that we can get his books. I'm sitting in his car. He's got this BEAUTIFUL trans-am. All custom, just gorgeous. My dad calls me and is telling me on the cell phone that Dave (yes the jerk I work with) called him! :eek: Dave called to kiss my dads arse and ask my dad to talk to me so that we can "work things out before they get out of hand". So, I'm listening to my dad tell me about it. (My dad works for the same company.) And, BAM! The car shakes. This girl had slammed her door open into my brother's car. He has really dark windows, so she didn't see me in there. She doesn't even check for damage, she just walks away.
So, I took a few deep breaths, and got out of the car to look. There was a huge dent and the paint was chipped off! She was now halfway down the parkinglot. I wasn't going to say something, but then it flashed in my mind how I'd explain that to my brother. So...it went a little something like this...
Tonya: Excuse me?
#$$#* keeps walking...
Tonya: Excuse me, miss?!
she looks back, pauses, and then keeps walking....
Tonya: Hey! You hit my car!
Girl: Oh, that's to bad. (sarcastically)
and keeps walking!
Tonya: Come here!
keeps walking
Tonya: Get the @#$^ over here or I'm going to come get you, $&@#^.
Then, she comes back and goes "#$*@, I didn't hit your car."
Tonya: Yes, you did, I was sitting in it!
Girl: Well, I didn't do THAT to it. There's no way. That's from a car accident.
Tonya:No, that's from you not paying attention.
We went back and forth for a bit. Then I started calling the police. She finally gave me her information.
:rolleyes:
