12 Day of Christmas for People Owned by Cats
another post from my migraine newsgroup - lots of catlovers over there! This one by Kadee...
Yet another song for those owned by cats.
On the first day of Christmas,
when I brought home my tree...
My 12 cats were laughing at me.
On the second day of Christmas,
I saw beneath my tree...
2 mangled garlands and
my 12 cats laughing at me.
On the third day of Christmas,
I saw beneath my tree...
3 missing Wise Men
2 mangled garlands
and my 12 cats laughing at me.
On the fourth day of Christmas,
I saw beneath my tree...
4 males a-spraying
3 missing Wise Men
2 mangled garlands
and my 12 cats laughing at me.
On the fifth day of Christmas,
I saw beneath my tree...
5 shredded gifts
4 males a-spraying
3 missing Wise Men
2 mangled garlands and
my 12 cats laughing at me.
On the sixth day of Christmas,
I saw beneath my tree...
6 fallen angels
5 shredded gifts
4 males a-spraying
3 missing Wise Men
2 mangled garlands
and my 12 cats laughing at me.
On the seventh day of Christmas,
I saw beneath my tree...
7 half-dead rodents
6 fallen angels
5 shredded gifts
4 males a-spraying
3 missing Wise Men
2 mangled garlands and
my 12 cats laughing at me.
On the eighth day of Christmas,
I saw beneath my tree...
8 shattered ornaments
7 half-dead rodents
6 fallen angels
5 shredded gifts
4 males a-spraying
3 missing Wise Men
2 mangled garlands and
my 12 cats laughing at me.
On the ninth day of Christmas,
I saw beneath my tree...
9 chewed-through light strings
8 shattered ornaments
7 half-dead rodents
6 fallen angels
5 shredded gifts
4 males a-spraying
3 missing Wise Men
2 mangled garlands and
my 12 cats laughing at me.
On the tenth day of Christmas,
I saw beneath my tree...
10 tinsel hairballs
9 chewed-through light strings
8 shattered ornaments
7 half-dead rodents
6 fallen angels
5 shredded gifts
4 males a-spraying
3 missing Wise Men
2 mangled garlands
and my 12 cats laughing at me.
On the eleventh day of Christmas,
I saw beneath my tree...
11 broken branches
10 tinsel hairballs
9 chewed-through light strings
8 shattered ornaments
7 half-dead rodents
6 fallen angels
5 shredded gifts
4 males a-spraying
3 missing Wise Men
2 mangled garlands and
my 12 cats laughing at me.
On the twelfth day of Christmas,
I looked at my poor tree...
12 cats a-climbing
11 broken branches
10 tinsel hairballs
9 chewed-through light strings
8 shattered ornaments
7 half-dead rodents
6 fallen angels
5 shredded gifts
4 males a-spraying
3 missing Wise Men
2 mangled garlands
and my 12 cats laughing at me!
