I heard this on the radio today. I don't know why, but I got a real giggle from it.
Who else has any good (or bad) one-liners to share?
Here's mine:
What did the fish say when it swam into the wall?
"Dam":rolleyes: :rolleyes:
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I heard this on the radio today. I don't know why, but I got a real giggle from it.
Who else has any good (or bad) one-liners to share?
Here's mine:
What did the fish say when it swam into the wall?
"Dam":rolleyes: :rolleyes:
**groan**
I've posted this before and no one ever gets it, but I love it.
A termite walks into the bar and says "where's the bar tender."
*snort*
Now THAT'S a good one Slick!
(We are obviously on a different wavelength):rolleyes:
Slik - I get it. Funny!
3 men walk into a bar. you would think the other 2 would have learned.
:p
Good one, Cali!!!!:D
Ok, I feel stupid because I don't get it.Quote:
Originally posted by slick
**groan**
I've posted this before and no one ever gets it, but I love it.
A termite walks into the bar and says "where's the bar tender."
Termites eat wood.Quote:
Ok, I feel stupid because I don't get it.
The termite wants to know which part of the wooden bar is tender, so it can eat it.
Where is the bar tender?
:p
OK Twisterdog beat me to it.
Please don't feel stupid. It's not your fault, it's just my weird sense of humour. I'll shut up now.
haha . iget it. i think these are really funny and i know a bunch of good ones but i can never think of them when i need tto:( . oh well i'm sure i'll think of one soon:DQuote:
Originally posted by cali
3 men walk into a bar. you would think the other 2 would have learned.
:p
This isn't exactly a one-liner, but slick's comment above made me think of this joke. I, too, love this joke and no one ever gets it. Actually, I use this joke as the litmus test for men ... if he gets it, he might be potential date material. If he stares at me like a deer in the headlights, it's hasta la vista, baby. ;)Quote:
I've posted this before and no one ever gets it, but I love it.
Did you hear about the agnostic, dyslexic insomniac?
He stayed up all night wondering if there was a dog.
:D :D :D
I have a joke thing!!!!!
What do you call a boomerang that doesn`t come back?
A stick!!! LOL!! I feel stoooopid!!
What do you call a hotdog that you`ve eaten all the meat out of?
A Hallow-weenie!! LOL
**snort** **snort** :D :D :DQuote:
Originally posted by Twisterdog
Actually, I use this joke as the litmus test for men ... if he gets it, he might be potential date material. If he stares at me like a deer in the headlights, it's hasta la vista, baby. ;)
Did you hear about the agnostic, dyslexic insomniac?
He stayed up all night wondering if there was a dog.
:D :D :D
I'll have to remember that next time I have a date....whenever that might be.
My co-worker just told me this one today (I hope it's not offensive!!!)
Q:How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb???
A:You wanna go for a bike ride??
:p
A joke my brother used to say when he was little........:rolleyes:
What kind of diet are those big fat wrestlers on......*his words* :o
A *See-Food* diet! :eek: :rolleyes:
He used to say this when he was like 7 or 8..........and my parents told me about it. I was much too young to remember.