How many dogs does it take?? ~joke~
How Many Dogs Does It Take To Change a Light Bulb?
Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our
whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned
out bulb
Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.
Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!
Rottweiler: Make me.
Lab: Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I?
Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I?
German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the
dark, checked to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more
perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the
situation.
Maltese: Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy.
Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.
Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the
time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.
Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.
Doberman: While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch.
Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark...
Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb
Irish Wolfhound: Can somebody else do it? I've got this hangover...
Pointer: I see it, there it is. There it is, right there....
Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?
Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little
circle...
Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb?
Hound Dog: ZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzz...z...z...z....z....z....z...
Re: How many dogs does it take?? ~joke~
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Originally posted by pitc9
Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.
Peej said, " :eek: "
:D
Re: How many dogs does it take?? ~joke~
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Originally posted by pitc9
Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.
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Harley is only a Jack Russell mix and this couldn't be more true!:rolleyes:
Re: How many dogs does it take?? ~joke~
Quote:
Originally posted by pitc9
Lab: Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I?
Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I?
That is Riley!!!!!!!
:) :) :) :)
Re: How many dogs does it take?? ~joke~
Quote:
Originally posted by pitc9
Rottweiler: Make me.
heehee:D
