I am sure most of you have read these before, but I`ll post them anyway.
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"Do not meddle in the affairs of cats for they are subtle and will pee on your computer." --Bruce Graham
"There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast." --Unknown
"In a cat's eye, all things belong to cats." --English proverb
"As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat." --Ellen Perry Berkeley
"One cat just leads to another." --Ernest Hemingway
"Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later." --Mary Bly
"Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many ailments, but I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia."
--Joseph Wood Krutch
"There are many intelligent species in the universe. They are all owned by cats." --Anonymous
"No heaven will not ever Heaven be; Unless my cats are there to welcome me."
--Unknown
"There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats."
--Albert Schweitzer
"The cat has too much spirit to have no heart." --Ernest Menaul
"Dogs believe they are human. My favorite Cats believe they are God."
"Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they have many other fine qualities as well."
--Missy Dizick
"Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want." -Joseph Wood Krutch
"I got rid of my husband. The cat was allergic."
"My husband said it was him or the cat ... I miss him sometimes."
"Cats aren't clean, they're just covered with cat spit."
