If I were cat for a day....

I WOULD BE THE NAWTEEEEIST CAT EVER!!!!

*I would claw up some furniture REAL GOOD .... then when someone would come to punish me I would run away...
*I would play around in my water bowl and make a HUGE MESS... and when someone comes to punish me I would run away....
*I would meow and meow and meow for some food and when I finally get it I would sniff it and run away...
*I would jump on the table and counters where I am not supposed to be and when someone comes to make me get down I will wait till right before they get there and jump down and run away...
*I would run around all day like a BAD KAT....
*Then when I get real tired I would purr and my hooman would love on me and rub my belly till I went to sleep... :p


What would you do.?!?!?

All of the Above PLUS:

get my paws real good and wet then prance around in the litterbox, then trail it all over the new carpet!

We would sneak outside , play in the Sun and all of us wouldrun tothe beach and cavort in the sand! Then sneak into the KFC and steal a bucket or two.lost cats