Funny Dog Joke

Enjoy....I thought it was funny!


HOW MANY DOGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB?

Golden Retriever:
The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our
whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying
about a stupid burned out bulb?

Border Collie:
Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not
up to code.

Dachshund:
You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!

Rottweiler:
Make me!

Boxer:
Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys
in the dark.

Lab:
Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the
light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I?
Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please!

German Shepherd:
I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from
the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any,
and make one more perimeter patrol to see that no
one has tried to take advantage of the situation.

Jack Russell Terrier:
I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls
and furniture.

Old English Sheep Dog:
Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb?

Cocker Spaniel:
Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in
the dark.

Chihuahua:
Yo quiero Taco Bulb.

Pointer:
I see it, there it is, there it is, right there...

Chesapeake Bay:
I am staring a hole thru you despite not having
any light.

Greyhound:
It isn't moving. Who cares?

Australian Shepherd:
First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle...

Poodle:
I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do
it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my
nails will be dry.

The Cat:
"Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change
light bulbs. So, the real question is: How long will
it be before I can expect some light, some dinner,
and a massage?"

ALL OF WHICH PROVES, ONCE AGAIN, THAT WHILE
DOGS HAVE MASTERS, CATS HAVE STAFF.

LOL!!!

ROFL!!!!! That is sooo cute!!!!:D :D :D :)

One of my all time favorites!

LMAO!:D the old english sheep dog one is my fav!:D

Pointer:
I see it, there it is, there it is, right there...

This one was my favorite. Hehe. Totally Buford...sometimes he points at the kitties.

LOL thanks for sharing that w/us..it's too funny

That was pretty neat. I just had to e-mail it to some friends.:)

funny!!!! you just made my day!!! how did i misss this???????