Why is great to be a dog...
No one expects you to take a bath every day.
When it's raining, you can lie around the house all day.
If you grow hair in weird places, no one notices.
Your friends never expect you to pay for lunch, drinks, or anything else for that matter.
There's no such thing as bad food.
No one gets mad if you fall asleep while they are talking.
Your mate never complains because you whine.
You can sleep late every day.
Everything smells good to you.
You are always excited to see the same old people.
It's okay if you "never amount to anything" except being a dog.
And, if you gain weight, it's somebody else's fault!
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