Holiday rules for dogs

My daughter sent me this reminder.. ;)

1. Be especially patient with your humans during this time. They may appear to be more stressed-out than usual and they will appreciate long comforting dog leans.

2. They may come home with large bags of things they call gifts. Do not assume that all the gifts are yours.

3. Be tolerant if your humans put decorations on you. They seem to get some special kind of pleasure out of seeing how you look with fake antlers.

4. They may bring a large tree into the house and set it up in a prominent place and cover it withlights and decorations. Bizarre as this may seem to you, it is an important ritual for your humans, so there are some thingsyou need to know:
- - don't pee on the tree
- - don't drink water in the container that holds the tree
- - mind your tail when you are near the tree
- - if there are packages under the tree, even ones that smell
interesting or that have your name on them,don't rip them
open
- - don't chew on the cord that runs from the funny-looking
hole in the wall to the tree

5. Your humans may occasionally invite lots of strangers to come visit during this season. These parties can be lots of fun, but they also call for somediscretion on your part:
- - not all strangers appreciate kisses and leans
- - don't eat off the buffet table
- - beg for goodies subtly
- - be pleasant, even if unknowing strangers sit on your sofa
- - don't drink out of glasses that are left within your reach.

6. Likewise, your humans may take you visiting. Here your manners will also be important:
- -observe all the rules in #4 for trees that may be in other people's houses.
- - respect the territory of other animals that may live in the house
- - don't knock over children that aren't yours.
- - turn on your charm big time.

7. A big man with a white beard and a very loud laugh may emerge from your fireplace in the middle of the night. DON'T SHOW HIM WHERE THE SILVERWARE IS! He's leaving gifts, not taking them!


:D laurie

Cute! I liked all of them, but the don't knock over children who are not yours the most!

Thanks for sharing!

[ December 13, 2001: Message edited by: Souraya ]

Still laughing :D :D :D I really loved this - I'm gonna pass it on to some people I know!!!

HA HA HA!!! I loved that! I hadn't seen it before. I am going to print that out and put it up here at work :D!

Thanks for sharing!

- - don't drink out of glasses that are left within your reach....

Hannah crossed that one off the list straight off.

LOL :D :D :D

This is a new one to me. Loved it.LOL
Jackie