I realised this evening, how well George has trained us.
Phrase One
When he wants to have a play session, he sits on the rug in the middle of the living room and waits for his servants (Me and the other half) to notice.
Phrase Two
Oh where are his toys.... followed by muffled 'here they are', as we crawl around and under all the wooden furniture and retrieve the toys.
Phrase Three
We take turns rolling the toys towards George, he sits/lies down watching for incoming toys and batts them like a tennis pro....not towards us but under the nearest sofa.
We repeat Phrases 2 & 3 until George yawns and heads back to his cat bed for another 3 hour nap !!! Leaving us awaiting new instructions.
So... how well trained are we... marks out of ten, please