I got these in an email...
and for the record, I don't necessarily agree or disagree with 'em! lol
"I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult."
"Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful."
"Women and cats will do as they please and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea."
"My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpets or ruin our lives."
Don't know who any of the authors are!