I go along with your premise...
Ozzy is awesome.
Which makes Ozzy special.
Of course, every cat I have ever met has been awesome.
Which means to be an awesome cat is normal, not special.
And yet, every awesome cat I have ever met is special.
I haven't met Ozzie.
Yet I know Ozzie is special, too. Ozzie is awesome.
All this is normal for a cat.
But Ozzie is special for sure. And awesome!
One meow to rule them all
My dear Ozzy
Congratulations on your latest appointment as the official COTD (cat of the day) poster child for 7th November 2019. On this most special of days I hope your human friends rub your belly, adorn you with catnip toys and feed you the finest fish, chicken and liver known to catkind. Do not worry about being shy. Agath Bassett, an old cat friend of mine who has long traversed the Rainbow Bridge was ever so shy with other people, however we would still have many an adventure making these moments even more precious.
To celebrate your feline brilliance I have composed a small poem that one day I hope to sing to you whilst i tickle your furry chin.
O come hear the tales of Ozzy
Feline wanderer and broker of peace
For he travels the lands in the most diplomatic of ways
Humble, inquisitive and for justice he prays
As he explores the universe commanding an army of geese
The evil and villainous run and retreat
For they know that great Ozzy, most noblest of cats
Will deliver street justice on all the filthy rats
Please be careful during firework season.
Kindest regards
RavinDavin