Does anyone need help with HTML?

Does anyone need help with HTML? I can teach you how to do heading,align heading,division,align division,defined content,block quote,quote,citation,empasis,strong emphasis,code,sample output,keyboard input, variable,authors address,large font size,small font size,insert,time of change,comments,acronym,and abbriviation. (see the post i post in this thread after for a continuation of what i can do)

I can also do...Bold,italic,underline,strikeout,subscript,sup erscript,typewriter,preformatted,width,center,blin king,font size,change font size,font color,select font,point size,weight,base font size and marquee.(see next post in this thread for a continuation of what i can do)

I can also do...
Multi-Column,Column Gutter,column width,spacer,spacer type,size,dimensions,alignment,layer,name,location ,rel. position,source file,stacking,stack postion, dimensions,clipping path, visible,background,color,inline layer,alt content(see my next post in this thread tpo see what else i can do)

I can also do...Link Something,link to location,target window,action on click,mouseover action,mouse out email,link to email,specify subjectmdefine location,display image,alignment,
alternate,dimensions,border,runaround space,low-res proxy,imagemap,movie clip,background sound,client side map,map section,client pull,embed object,object size,object,parameters(see my next post in this thread for a continuation or what i can do)

I can also do...Paragraph,justify text,align text,line break,clear textwrap,hotizontal rule,alignment,thickness,width,width percent,solid line,no break,word break

just so you dont fall asleep i onldid half of what i can do if you are already interested reply and i will help you or just name one thing you are interested in and i will give you the HTML ok....i hope this didnt take up too much of this time and if you have no idea what any of this means private message me and i will explain