Orwell the Cheese-loving Kitty!
Oh, Orwell, you and I are kindred spirits, I love cheese of all kinds, too! How fun you use every bit of your superior (10x better than humans) sense of smell to detect it at a distance! It si good you are a skilled communicator as well, just in case anyone had any doubts. You still retain a kittenish air, even though you are all grown up! It must be funny to hear your “herd of elephants” impression, knowing in reality it is one relative skinny kitty making all that noise! So much for cats’ walks being silent, huh? Keep living the good life, an maybe some Baby Swiss is in order for today's festivities?