Funny but True Saying

I got this off of my "boxer a day calander"
Ahem...

"A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of."


So true! So true!

HAPPINESS IS A WARM PUPPY!!!!
Charles Shultz

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Both hit it right on the mark! http://PetoftheDay.com/talk/biggrin.gif

How about:

"Acquiring a dog may be the only opportunity a human ever has to choose a relative".
-Mordecai Siegal

I always liked: "A dog is not "almost human", and I know of no greater insult to the canine race than to describe it as such"
-John Homes- Or.."To err is human:To forgive, canine: -Anonymous- I love this stuff!!!!

Here are some other ones:
"Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful."
Ann Landers

"If you pick a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man."
Mark Twain

"No animal should ever jump on the dining room furniture unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own in a conversation."
Fran Lebowitz

CATS MOTTO: No matter what you've done wrong, always try to make it look lik the dog did it.
-Unknown-

Money can buy a really good dog, but it can't buy the wag of it's tail.

-Unknown-

Here are some more of my faves:

"There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face".
-Bern Williams

"No matter how little money and how few possessions you own, having a dog makes you rich".
-Louis Sabin

"Dogs love their friends and bite their enemies, quite unlike people, who are incapable of pure love and always have to mix love and hate".
-Sigmund Freud

These are all true a cute!

"Whoever said you can't buy love forgot about dogs!"

"The good thing about dogs is, if your doing something stupid they don't yell at you, they do it with you."

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*Get a Grip Get an Aussie*

"Nobody can fully understand the meaning of love unless he's owned a dog. A dog can show you more honest affection with a flick of his tail than a man can gather through a lifetime of handshakes".
-Gene Hill

I love that one!

"Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful." - Ann Landers