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11-22-2002, 05:21 PM
catlady1945

Do you recognize anyone?

Top 10 Signs That You Are A Crazy Cat Lady

1. Your colleagues no longer ask how your weekend was. Instead they ask how your cats are doing.

2. People at work have stopped offering you their lint brushes. They realize it's hopeless anyway.

3. When you get your latest roll of film developed, there's not a single human being in the pictures.

4. You have more cats than the local pet store and there are several kitty litter boxes in every room of your apartment.

5. Your personal motto is: "You can never have enough cats."

6. You buy more than 60 pounds of cat litter a month.

7. You'd rather watch hours of boring infomercials than disturb the cat sleeping on the remote.

8. You choose your friends based on how well your cats like them.

9. The only time you leave your apartment is to feed the stray cats in the neighborhood.

10. You introduce your cats by name to the pizza delivery guy.
11-22-2002, 05:29 PM
Uabassoon

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2. People at work have stopped offering you their lint brushes. They realize it's hopeless anyway.

Last night was opening night of the opera I'm doing. So I'm wearing my orchestra black, didn't really pay too much attention to what I was wearing since I'm in the pitt anyways. Well, the second bassoon player keeps picking stuff off my pants, then finally she looks at me and says doesn't that bother you? And I'm just like what, and she says "all the white hair on you, I just want to take a lint brush to your pants" I started laughing, I don't even notice the cat hair anymore, I gave up on a lint brush a long time ago.
11-22-2002, 05:33 PM
Cataholic

I am afraid I recognize several people from this site on the list! HA HA HA...like ME.

My coworker stopped me one day and pulled what, essentially, was a mat of hair off of my suit! And, it wasn't my hair..he he he
11-22-2002, 06:18 PM
Lillycat

number 8 is kinda ....

interesting to me.....i sorta reverse it .....it is hard for me to feel "closeness" toward anyone who doesnt like cats.:rolleyes:
11-22-2002, 06:20 PM
NoahsMommy

Um...OK..how come the ALL fit me????

If I weren't married...I think they would all apply pefectly! :) :D
11-22-2002, 06:21 PM
NoahsMommy

Can I add one to the list?

11. You greet anyone you know that has a cat at home with "How's kitty????" (insert smiles and excitement in voice here)

hee hee
11-22-2002, 06:44 PM
jenluckenbach

Did you interview my husband for these???:D :eek: :D
11-23-2002, 07:51 AM
smokey the elder

Has anyone seen the new Harry Potter movie? In there is a scene about the consequences of having cat hair on one's clothes. :p

I sing in this choral group and we wear all black. My cats live for the moment when they can sit on my concert garb!!
11-23-2002, 09:57 AM
moosmom

Okay, your POINT????? :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: 8 out of 10. Is that STILL considered a crazy cat lady?? If so, I guess I'm guilty :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: . Hey! There could be worse things, ya know??:)
11-23-2002, 11:03 AM
Barbara

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Originally posted by NoahsMommy
Can I add one to the list?

11. You greet anyone you know that has a cat at home with "How's kitty????" (insert smiles and excitement in voice here)

hee hee

My mom asks at the phone: How are the boys? And when we end she never forgets to say: Give them a tummyrub from me.

And regarding hair: The good thing with ticked Abyssinian hair is that you see it on dark clothes and on light clothes. Even when I'm abroad 3 weeks, I always find Tigris and Filou hair on my stuff.
11-23-2002, 11:23 PM
neko1

so completely true!!
11-24-2002, 01:24 PM
HoRsELUvR

thats funny and true!
11-25-2002, 12:01 AM
The Cat Factory

:D
11-25-2002, 12:17 AM
krazyaboutkatz

Yes, most of these also apply to me. :D