A funny stolen from a facebook friend

I had to share this one. I thought it was too funny not to share.

‎2 women in heaven:

1st woman: Hi! My name is Sandra.
2nd woman: Hi! I'm Sylvia. How'd you die?
1st woman: I froze to death.
2nd woman: How horrible!
1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?
2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.
1st woman: So, what happened?
2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched,and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.
1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer---we'd both still be alive !!!

Oh no, LOL :D:D that's a good one.

lol

That's great!! I laughed out loud at it. If it's okay with you, I'd like to share it with some of my co-workers :D :D :D :D

Too funny!

Share away.

I also laughed out loud at it and then called hubby to read it and he was giggling about it 20 minutes later. It's a pretty funny one which is why I had to share.

Loved it!

:) That was funny! :)

Very funny! Thank you.

:eek::eek::eek:

I like it

Excellent. I shared it with all of the derelicts in my contact list. :D