"Oh no, I think he's having a puppy!"
http://www.imagestation.com/picture/...d/fd10a811.jpg
"I think I can fit your entire head in my MOUTH!"
http://www.imagestation.com/picture/...1/fd10a7fd.jpg
"Not the tail! Ow!"
http://www.imagestation.com/picture/...0/fd10a7d8.jpg
"Hey big doggy...if I pet you nicely, will you please not eat my little puppy?"
http://www.imagestation.com/picture/...e/fd10a7f1.jpg
"That's *my* kid, you can't have her!"
http://www.imagestation.com/picture/...a/fd10a7c0.jpg