For blue

The day after his wife disappeared in a kayaking accident, a well respected Anchorage doctor answered his door to find two grim-faced Alaska State Troopers.

"We're sorry Dr. Wilkens, but we have some information about your wife,"
said one trooper.

"Tell me! Did you find her?" Wilkens shouted.

The troopers looked at each other. One said, "We have some bad news, some
good news, and some really great news. Which do you want to hear first?"

Fearing the worst, an ashen Dr. Wilkens said, "Give me the bad news first."

The trooper said, "I'm sorry to tell you, sir, but this morning we found your wife's body in Kachemak Bay."

"Oh no!" exclaimed Wilkens. Swallowing hard, he asked, "so what's the good
news?"

The trooper continued, "When we pulled her up, she had a dozen 25 pound king crabs and 6 good-size Dungeness crabs clinging to her, and we feel you are entitled to a share in the catch."

Stunned, Dr. Wilkens demanded, "If that's the good news, what's the great
news?"

The trooper said, "We're going to pull her up again tomorrow.

Pretty sure I saw that in an obituary a few years back.

Oh...:eek:...that is just so wrong.