Senior texting Code

Since seniors are texting and tweeting more and more there appears to be a need for a STC (Senior Texting Code). If you qualify for Senior Discounts this is the code for you.
* ATD ~ At The Doctor's
* BFF ~ Best Friend Farted
* BTW ~ Bring The Wheelchair
* BYOT ~ Bring Your Own Teeth
* CBM ~ Covered By Medicare
* CUATSC ~ See You At The Senior Center
* FWB ~ Friend With Beta Blockers
* FWIW ~ Forgot Where I Was
* FYI ~ Found Your Insulin
* GGPBL ~ Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!
* GHA ~ Got Heartburn Again
* IMHO ~ Is My Hearing-Aid On?
* LMDO ~ Laughing My Dentures Out
* LOL ~ Living On Lipitor
* OMMR ~ On My Massage Recliner
* ROFL-CGU ~ Rolling On The Floor Laughing-Can't Get Up
* TTYL ~ Talk To You Louder
* WAITT ~ Who Am I Talking To?
* WTP ~ Where's The Prunes?
* WWNO ~ Walker Wheels Need Oil
Feel free to add any codes you feel are missing; send the additions back to the person who sent you this so they can update their list.
* NCDCWPH ~ Never confuse denture cream with preparation H
* WIMG ~ Where Is My Glasses

*ICRWILI - I Can't Remember Where I Left It?

BTD = Bring The Depends

LOL!!! I am seriously laughing out loud on these. Thanks for the laugh!

Those are funny!

GLOS... Grandchild looking over shoulder

These are terrific!

PIP... Pooped in pants

NSFG: Not Safe for Grandchildren.:p;)

These are awsome.

AAPTCPITR Almost accidently put the coffee pot in the refrigerator.

WATCK Where are the car keys?

WITC Where is the car?

GIIHGO God it is hell getting old.

NLL: nice little lady
NLL-FWB: nice little lady fell, went boom

GCA: grandchild alert

HSM: having (a) senior moment

LOL: little old lady

GOMER: Get out (of) my emergency room
GGTG: GOMER goes to ground (i.e., falls out of bed)

CFCP: Cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs

Cute, I love BFF!!!!

:D these are cute

GLB = Get lost blue :D

NIAGM - Not in a good mood
NOYB - None of your beeswax :p

really funny :D