How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? Funny!

HOW MANY DOGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB?

Golden Retriever: The sun is shining. The day is young. We've got our whole lives ahead of us. And you're inside worrying about a stupid, burned-out light bulb?

Border Collie: Just one. Not only that, but I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.

Dachshund: I can't reach the stupid lamp!

Toy Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.

Rottweiler: Go Ahead! Make me!

Shi-tzu: Puh-leeze, dah-ling. What are servants for?

Lab: Oh, me, me!!! Pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Can I?

Malamute: Let the Border collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy.

Doberman Pinscher: While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch.

Mastiff: Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark.

Hound Dog: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb.

Pointer: I see it, there it is, right there...

Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?

:D That was fun to read. What a great way to start out the day.

I love the lab's response--so true! They are all funny!!

Oh,That is so cute and funny!!

LOL :D This one always makes me LOL :D

Trying to picture Winter doing the border collie's response but I really can't see her doing that. Hiding from it yay changing it naw.

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I love the lab's response--so true!

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I was thinking the same thing. It sounds so much like a look I would have gotten from Toby for something like that! When he was younger, he was so precious to us all!

I always enjoy those when I read them. All I want to know now is what the danes and dalmations response was!

As soon as Callihan the Doberman wakes up he will not find this joke funny! LOL

That is too funny.

Just one Simba:D

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How many dogs does it take to knock over a lamp and break a lightbulb? Just one Simba, chasing One Honey crazily, around the house.