Skin irritation?

I have had a bug bite or something on my left arse cheek that has finally 'gone away'.:rolleyes:


I was working out doors when I first noticed it. I was sweating and I could feel it sting, so I scratched.

It itched for two days until I backed my rear to a mirror and saw a 4 inch scratch on my skin.

How did I do THAT?

Simple process of deduction?

I do not own razor sharp nails.

I do not jump on people that are sleeping.

The only time I am 'exposed' in that way is when I sleep.

I do not remember it happening....

I do dream of people poking or punching me in my dreams.

Lately and often.

Since I do not sleep with sharp objects?


IT MUST BE ALIEN ABDUCTION.

Or Ed? :D