Learn From My Fail - LFMF

http://learnfrommyfail.com/

Pretty good - can't put pics here though because of the site's encryption. But check it out. :)

OH heck - good old copy and paste!

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[1] When picking up a dark object in the bedroom at night, consider that it might be a black cat. [2] Picking up a black cat by the head is not a pleasant experience for either party. #LFMF

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If you own pets and there is an unidentifiable object on your floor, don’t poke it to try to figure out what it is. Just don’t. #LFMF

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When you have a presentation early in the morning, make sure nobody has changed the background of your computer overnight to a statement declaring your undying love of dongs before you turn on the projector. #LFMF

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Hee hee....they are very good :p

Pretty funny! I couldn't see the pics. Having the warped sense of humor that I have, my favorite was the one about the Korean Map. :D

There are no pics, just the words. (Which may be a blessing...;):D )

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If you’re ever in a busy shopping centre during a black out, resist the urge to say anything, because while yelling “Oh God! Does anyone else hear that ticking sound?!” may seem witty and fun…I can assure you the off duty policeman next to you will not...

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Hehehehe :D

This is a similar site that I enjoy readying every few month.. some is stupid & fake, but some of it is crazy funny!

http://www.fmylife.com =fml

f=naughty word...

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Originally Posted by happylabs

Pretty funny! I couldn't see the pics. Having the warped sense of humor that I have, my favorite was the one about the Korean Map. :D

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Naughty naughty !!! :D

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Originally Posted by king2005

This is a similar site that I enjoy readying every few month.. some is stupid & fake, but some of it is crazy funny!

http://www.fmylife.com =fml

f=naughty word...

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Oh yea. The college kids like this one. I have been there. Some are funny. Some are just dumb.

Some more...;)

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Don’t marry a woman whose Italian father owns a "construction company" in New Jersey if you have tendency to ask invasive questions like "why would anyone in their right mind pay you in cash" #LFMF

Submitted by: not the favorite son-in-law via Submit Page

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"all the beer you can drink" is not a challenge… #LFMF
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When attempting to light a gas fire pit, do NOT lean over it to listen for gas. Yes, it is on. Yes, that "Burnt Hair" smell stays for about a week. #LFMF

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Chocolate Milk does NOT make Chocolate Cottage Cheese. #LFMF
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Before flying into school and making a huge scene about a teacher writing "retard" in your son’s school book, check it was not a French school book and the teacher was pointing out, in French, that the homework was late. #LFMF
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If, while trying to light a barbeque on the deck of a houseboat, you somehow end up with a burning can of gasoline, before you instinctively throw it into the river it’s worth considering that the gasoline will float on the surface, still burning, and set fire to three neighbouring boats. #LFMF

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Candace,
I've already submitted one!
I hope they post it.

Keep a look out for 'learn from Mamarosa's fail'
K?

K! Good to see you! How are ya? :)

If you haven’t used your coffee thermos in a while, always check to make sure mold hasn’t grown inside it, before you take a big swallow from it at your desk. #LFMF
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When walking in public and you think a spider MAY be in your shirt make sure it’s not just your shirt’s tag before screaming and throwing off said shirt. #LFMF
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If you own cats DO NOT buy cutesy ink pens with marabou feathers on them. Cats can not tell difference between a writing implement and a fun now toy, nor do they care if they shred your hand while you’re signing a rent check with their new toy. #LFMF
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:) Those readings were pretty funny.. LOL