Mew-trition (a ditty inspired by Smudge)

Imagine, if you will, Purrnie and Flirt from Siamese Street, with little straw hats and candy-striped canes, doing a song and dance number...

If You're a Predator

If you're a predator, don't eat seeds
They don't have the protein that your body needs
If your human's wondering what you should eat
Tell her you're a carnivore and you eat meat.

If you're a predator, don't eat grains
They can make you itch and give you stomach pains
Be nice to your liver, stay away from fish
Tell your human meat is what goes in your dish.

(Meee-ow) Chicken's oh so yummy
(Meee-ow) Turkey's tasty too
Try some duck or venison
Or a morsel of beef from the Irish stew (Slainte!)

If you're a predator, meat is best
Those inexpensive fillers won't stand the test
It satisfies you quicker so you won't get fat
Meat's what's for dinner for a kiit-tee-caaaaaaat! (Meee-ow)

Love, Columbine (who makes these things up to stay awake at work)

The Found Cats sing
We are Big Meat Eaters Yes We are
Give us a Break
Bring on the Steak
And lots of Meat Ends
To fill our Tummies!
Chicken, Ham and Roast Beef Too
And we are Happy Found Cats Mew Mew!!!