What would your cat's occupation be?

I was talking on the phone w/someone yesterday and he asked about my Maine Coon cat, Specs. I said "Oh, he's fine, no health problems but he's still a punk because he won't leave Boo alone". We both laughed and he said "He picks on Boo because he's jealous for your attention. I just remember him as being such a schmoozer. If he was human, he'd be a carnie". And it's so true! This cat can charm the leaves right off the trees. So my cat Specs is a carnie. I'll have to think about the rest of the Fur Posse as to their occupations but what would your cat be? :p

Bobcat and I discussed this subject just this morning.

We decided that Pepper would either be a stuntwoman or an inspector (just ask the guys who came to service the furnace on Friday). She has to know everything that is going on.

Cammie would be a security guard. Just one look from her would deter the most hardened criminal.

We decided that Willy is unemployable. He would be that kid that lived in his parent's basement and staying up all night, sleeping until afternoon, mooching his life away. :p

Willow would be a Nanny or a model. She is a caretaker and nurturer, but she's so gorgeous.

Halo would run a pest control business. :p We took her to our cabin once and she tried to slaughter every mouse, vole and squirrel she saw.

Toby: a grumpy supervisor. He likes to quietly ovserve everything that is going on around him and if Havoc is bugging him he'll not hesitate to jump his case.

Havoc: a human toddler. Not a "job" per say but he's always wandering around and will entertain himself with anything that grabs his attention.

What a fun thing to think about! Since Groucho loves to study with Soncat and check out the newspapers with me he just might be a real lawyer. One of my favorite after work things is when Groucho curls up with me to watch Judge Judy. He listens and watches very intently then will sometimes offer his opinion on some of her decisions.

Hmmm....I guess Archy would be a little Ambassador. He is right there whenever anyone comes to visit, and he delights in showing off (trilling, showing off his belly, lots of ankle-rubbing) and showering attention on the visitor until they acknowledge him.

Binky isn't suited to many occupations. He's too shy, always hiding, suspicious of everyone. Guess he might make a good undercover spy. He probably fits the "son in the basement" role, also!:D

Rascal would be a horticulurist. I have never seen a cat that loves flowers and plants so much. He head butts every plant in the house several times a day. If you watch him in the yard he will walk from plant to plant giving head butts. We have one tall vase that he has dumped several times because he gets carried away loving whatever flower happens to be the in it.:)

Well I can see My Princess the Purrfect :love:, Michael the Dream Cat:love: and Handsome John Hancock as greetes in Las Vegas seeing that everyone is happy and has beenm taken care of!!!
Juke Joint Joseph :love: would be selling out night clubs at his shows, SRO would be an every day occurance!!!:D
Sensational Scrappy 2 :love:would be a food taster at the best bistros , she always curious at everything that comes out of the oven or taht Aunt Janice brings in.
Miquelito the Little Orange Lion :love:and Poucierge the Precious:love: could have thier won Show on Nickleodeon for Young People, they are so lively and funny!!!
And Tubster Panther :love:would be a great mascot for the NFLs Carolina Panthers!!! Just the Purrfect Job!!!:love:

Filou is a comedian- like Buster Keaton: always funny and never smiling.
Tigris would be King Artus - or his best knight.

Erp would be an exterminator. She is an even better mouser then my RB barn cats where.

Allen: Sumo wrestler... not just because of his size, but because he likes to wrestle! :p

Pouncer: Politician. He's friends with everyone and peace maker on many occasions. He was the first to have a peace treaty with Callie :)

Harry: Food critic!

Abby: Fashion model. She poses and demands nothing but the best of everything.

Flutter: Gossip columnist. She is always in the thick of anything happening and likes ot tell us about it. Then runs away when you go after her.

Jack - Housekeeper (his big puffy tail has a mind of it's own and freqently wipes out stuff on endtables)

Bear - Bully (who will run at first sign of anything strange)

Pooky - Hippy (he's soooo laid back)

Cami - Security Guard (she's always monitoring the windows for tresspassing critters in the yard)

Sabrina - Bread Maker (she loves to make busquits on your belly)

Sassy - Wally's World People Greeter (she's never met any new person she didn't like, kinda weird for a tortie)

Josh - Sous Chef (always supervises anything going on in the kitchen)

If Dusty were still alive she'd have been an inspector (loved to go into dusty cubyholes, hence her name)

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Originally Posted by kokopup

Rascal would be a horticulurist. I have never seen a cat that loves flowers and plants so much. He head butts every plant in the house several times a day. If you watch him in the yard he will walk from plant to plant giving head butts. We have one tall vase that he has dumped several times because he gets carried away loving whatever flower happens to be the in it.:)

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I would love to see that! Got any videos?

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Originally Posted by Catlady711

Jack - Housekeeper (his big puffy tail has a mind of it's own and freqently wipes out stuff on endtables)

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Love this one. My Specs does that, too, but he'd still be a carnie first.

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Originally Posted by blue

Erp would be an exterminator. She is an even better mouser then my RB barn cats where.

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Good one. My RB Peeka would be an exterminator, too, I think. No spider was safe when she was around, that's for sure.

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originally posted by Medusa
I would love to see that! Got any videos?

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I am building a web site and plan to put some video of Koko and Rascal
at play and will add some of Rascal my flower child.:love: