I brought home 4 donuts from the store yesterday. They are the small, fresh, 4 for 2.00 type.......Two plain, two with chocolate icing on the top.
IT was cool this morning so I decided for a cup of tea and I microwaved the donuts to get them soft, I put them in the fridge last night because no matter what you do, the ants come out after a good rain.
I fished the warm donuts out of the microwave and plopped down in my seat to listen to the news.
About .0002 seconds after I made contact with the chair, I had a cat sitting at my right leg, looking at the edge of my plate. .125 seconds after THAT I had a cat in my lap with his nose at the edge of my plate.
At about three seconds into my sit, The cat had his nose on the plain donut-NO GOOD- and 7 seconds into my sit, there was a tongue mark that messed up the perfect halo of icing on the top of my Chocolate donut.
After another tongue pass on my warm treat, I had a cat licking HIS whiskers
On my left knee and just before he finished with the obligaitory leg lick and face wipe he stopped, looked at me and said....
"Chawklat, interesting!" them moved off in search of other treats.....
First pineapple turnovers, now chocolate donuts? WHen he starts to drink coffee I will panic!:eek:
