Hannahs first kiss

LOL that's right.

Hannah got her first kiss... from a boy... on valentines day :yikes:

We went to the bead store today and there was a little boy there who was probably about 3 at the most. So they started playing and Hannah would run around the display and he would come around the other way and get her lol. and he kept petting her on the head lol.

Then all of a sudden as he was petting her head he leaned over and planted a big kiss right on her lips lol.... then she ran away LOL.

it was really cute. wish I could have gotten pics of the two of them together.

And it all begins....

dusting off my cast iron pan.....

It was OK, because Hannah ran away from the young man. LOL

Give it a few years, but there WILL be the "So Puck finally killed one of Hannah's boyfriends" thread. The first post will include the link to the "Bail Puck out of jail fund."


Hey, if you fail to plan, you plan to fail. :D

my brother told me about this article when his daughter, my oldest niece started dating. it was traumatic for him, he remembered how he was, and i was semi seriously threatening to tell his kids what he was like:eek::D (being the older sister i had more ability to...improve...some stories of the mayhem....like the food fight in the car ....:D Simple Rules for Dating My Teenage Daughter
Copyright 1998 W. Bruce Cameron
Please do not remove the copyright from this essay

When I was in high school I used to be terrified of my girlfriend's father, who I believe suspected me of wanting to place my hands on his daughter's chest. He would open the door and immediately affect a good-naturedly murderous expression, holding out a handshake that, when gripped, felt like it could squeeze carbon into diamonds.

Now, years later, it is my turn to be the dad. Remembering how unfairly persecuted I felt when I would pick up my dates, I do my best to make my daughter's suitors feel even worse. My motto: wilt them in the living room and they'll stay wilted all night.

"So," I'll call out jovially. "I see you have your nose pierced. Is that because you're stupid, or did you merely want to APPEAR stupid?"

As a dad, I have some basic rules, which I have carved into two stone tablets that I have on display in my living room.

Rule One: If you pull into my driveway and honk you'd better be delivering a package, because you're sure as heck not picking anything up.


Rule Two: You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck. If you cannot keep your eyes or hands off of my daughter's body, I will remove them.


Rule Three: I am aware that it is considered fashionable for boys of your age to wear their trousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off their hips. Please don't take this as an insult, but you and all of your friends are complete idiots. Still, I want to be fair and open minded about this issue, so I propose this compromise: You may come to the door with your underwear showing and your pants ten sizes too big, and I will not object. However, In order to assure that your clothes do not, in fact, come off during the course of your date with my daughter, I will take my electric staple gun and fasten your trousers securely in place around your waist.


Rule Four: I'm sure you've been told that in today's world, sex without utilizing a "barrier method" of some kind can kill you. Let me elaborate: when it comes to sex, I am the barrier, and I WILL kill you.


Rule Five: In order for us to get to know each other, we should talk about sports, politics, and other issues of the day. Please do not do this. The only information I require from you is an indication of when you expect to have my daughter safely back at my house, and the only word I need from you on this subject is "early."


Rule Six: I have no doubt you are a popular fellow, with many opportunities to date other girls. This is fine with me as long as it is okay with my daughter. Otherwise, once you have gone out with my little girl, you will continue to date no one but her until she is finished with you. If you make her cry, I will make YOU cry.


Rule Seven: As you stand in my front hallway, waiting for my daughter to appear, and more than an hour goes by, do not sigh and fidget. If you want to be on time for the movie, you should not be dating. My daughter is putting on her makeup, a process which can take longer than painting the Golden Gate Bridge. Instead of just standing there, why don't you do something useful, like changing the oil in my car?


Rule Eight: The following places are not appropriate for a date with my daughter: Places where there are beds, sofas, or anything softer than a wooden stool. Places lacking parents, policemen, or nuns. Places where there is darkness. Places where there is dancing, holding hands, or happiness. Places where the ambient temperature is warm enough to induce my daughter to wear shorts, tank tops, midriff T-shirts, or anything other than overalls, a sweater, and a goose down parka zipped up to her chin. Movies with a strong romantic or sexual theme are to be avoided; movies which feature chainsaws are okay. Hockey games are okay.


My daughter claims it embarrasses her to come downstairs and find me attempting to get her date to recite these eight simple rules from memory. I'd be embarrassed too--there are only eight of them, for crying out loud! And, for the record, I did NOT suggest to one of these cretins that I'd have these rules tattooed on his arm if he couldn't remember them. (I checked into it and the cost is prohibitive.) I merely told him that I thought writing the rules on his arm with a ball point might be inadequate—ink washes off—and that my wood burning set was probably a better alternative.

One time, when my wife caught me having one of my daughter's would-be suitors practice pulling into the driveway, get out of the car, and go up to knock on the front door (he had violated rule number one, so I figured he needed to run through the drill a few dozen times) she asked me why I was being so hard on the boy. "Don't you remember being that age?" she challenged.

Of course I remember. Why do you think I came up with the eight simple rules?

Oh my goodness!!! Someone had better teach that boy some manners, and quick!! :p ;)

Glad that Hannah ran away... .keep running my dear, boys are just gross!

LOL that article is great.

that's the role I'm going to play too lol. The mother who says "Oh honey why are you being so hard on the poor boy" when secretly I'm thinking "that's right... you GET him honey. NOBODy touches MY baby" LOL

Your posts remind me of a dear friend of mine who, in college, would expound long and loud about how he was gonna be a "cool Dad," and compare leather jackets with his daughter's dates, talk about motorcycles, etc.

Then, when we were college juniors, his (beautiful) kid sister became a freshman at our college. When another of our friends said "Dude, your sister is hot," he looked at him and said "Touch her and I'll kill you."

The most fun part of telling this story is knowing that he now has three daughters, teen and preteen, to drive him crazy! :)

To bad you didn't get a picture of her first Valentines Day kiss, that sounded so cute!!

joycenalex-Loved those 8 simple rules...

sparks19- Maybe you need to print them out for your husband so he can learn them all now and be able to recite them later?

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Originally Posted by Puckstop31

Give it a few years, but there WILL be the "So Puck finally killed one of Hannah's boyfriends" thread. The first post will include the link to the "Bail Puck out of jail fund."


:D

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Save your worries-"Uncle Richard" will do the dirty work for you.:D

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Originally Posted by Karen

Your posts remind me of a dear friend of mine who, in college, would expound long and loud about how he was gonna be a "cool Dad," and compare leather jackets with his daughter's dates, talk about motorcycles, etc.

Then, when we were college juniors, his (beautiful) kid sister became a freshman at our college. When another of our friends said "Dude, your sister is hot," he looked at him and said "Touch her and I'll kill you."

The most fun part of telling this story is knowing that he now has three daughters, teen and preteen, to drive him crazy! :)

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When I visited my brother on the Navy base in Orlando for his graduation from basic training, he threatened all of his friends with the same thing, "touch her and you're dead." To his utter disbelief, I still talk to one of them, 20 years later. :)

I bet the first kiss was cute - and at least the little boy has great taste. Hannah is such a cutie!

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Originally Posted by RICHARD

Save your worries-"Uncle Richard" will do the dirty work for you.:D

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No way dude. You can't have ALL the fun. ;)

Don't count me out:D