HEY! ~ Where's the Peanut Butter Jar ???

HEY!
Where's the Peanut Butter Jar ??? :confused:

What'd he say?

I dunno - I jest *wag* m'tail when he rants ... not a clue whut he said.

It was RITE HERE onna desk asside the puter when I left for the Fire Station
last night ... come to think of it - Heidi didn't get her Fish Pill last night.

HEIDI! Have you seen the PeanButter Jar?

*pitter*patter*pitter*patter* ~ {dumm look} ~ {head tilt} ~ *trots off* ...

I gather that was a "NO" ?

Look out! He's in *search mode* now.

Let's go crawl inna Sauna - outta site - outta mynd - outta trubbel!
Move over, MiniMutt - we all gotta crowd in here!

*Sounds of Searching* ... copious quantities of Dawg Fuzz are relocated ...
furniture is moved ... dark places are explored with bare handpawz ...
much < grumblin > is heard ...
* Den / Puter room = clear
* Kitchen = cluttered but clear (he thinks)
* Dining room = clear
* Living room = clear
* Hall = clear
* Hall Klozit = clear
* Baffroom = clear
* Bunkroom = clear ... wade-a-minnit ...
* Checks MiniMutt's BeanBag bed asside the TV ...

WHAT's THIS?? :mad:
HEIDI !!

I think he's callin ya, Kid.

I think I can't hear him.

So, where was it?

Inna BeanBag Bed ... had it burried purty gud ... dunno how he spotted it!

Why din'ch let us help ya last nite?

Do I look THAT stoopid? Iffin wunna you'd popped da lid - I'da nebber got
close to that jar affore it wuz emptee!

You wuz sure gibbin it heck inna puter room aftur ya knocked it offa desk!

Yeah - who'da thunk they'd put Dawg-proof lidz on PeanButter Jars?
TWO hous I < gnawed > on that sukker --- mouf still hurtz!

OUWCH! ... DURN IT!! :mad:

He musta jest noticed the toofie marks ... Plastik gets sum sharp edges innit
when ya make a lil tear ...
Wunder iffin he'll store it onna desk anymore?

<< SIGH >>

:rolleyes:

Thx for the minute by minute play, Phred!
You may not be a happy camper, but your furkids sure gave me a huge laugh!!!
I hope they can still merit some huggies from me! :p:D:love:

Ooh, so Heidi's a peanut butter fiend, eh? Reminds me of a certain Husky who became my bestest friend in the whole world (or at least the whole of Findlay) as soon as I opened the Peanut Butter Scooby Snaks jar ... (miss ya, Sherman!)

Hee hee - leave it to the new kid to give the hooman a new adventure!

Hehehe, way to go Heidi. ;) You may not get a chance to do it again, but it sure was good, wasn't it?

ohhh Heidi!
are you pooping Peanut Butter?!

:p

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Originally Posted by shais_mom

are you pooping Peanut Butter?! :p

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:(

Sadly, no! :p

'Kuz I nebber got close to poppin da lid! :mad:

Aftur TWO hours of *chompin* on it - all I managed ta do wuz chew a few
tiny tears inna lid ... nebber eben managed to ge a *sniff* of PeanButter.

NUTZ!

/s/ MiniMutt

Awww Heidi, they should at least have given you a bonus scoop of peanut butter:rolleyes::D

Heidi? Heidi? How out of touch am I???

She sounds a very clever little girl. :D

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Originally Posted by Killearn Kitties

Heidi? Heidi?
How out of touch am I???

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See "We have 'company' at the Ranch ..." >>>

http://petoftheday.com/talk/showthread.php?t=81353

;)

Hahahaha! Oh, Heidi!

Betcha won't store the peanut butter on the desk anymore, dad! :p

Ha Ha Ha ........... sorry you didn't get any. All that work for NUTHIN!!!

heidi, honey....come down to columbus, we've got peanut butter and fish oil pills too. invitingly (and wahhh haaa!) joyce and princess peanut, peanut butter champion jar licker

LOL! Oh Heidi, I can't tell you how many times I had to go find the peanut butter jar around here too, thanks to a certain pb-loving husky boy. I finally gave up & just bought him his own jars. Maybe your dad would do the same for you? (big "maybe", huh?)

(Repeated fur the UMteenth tyme)

HEY - Have any of you guys seen Heidi's Pill Spoon?

:rolleyes:
Ya mean the wun wiffa big GOB a PeanButter anna Phish Oil Pill hidin inside?

I can't find it anywhere!

How easily he furgetz!

Tell me again ... WHUT wuz he doin?
Wunder WHY he had my Phish Pill sittin onna Spoon inna Gob a PeanButter?

He loaded up your Phish Oil Pill ... and hadda Brane Phart about da BURDz!
He went out onna frunt porch ta fill da feeder fur da Burdz!

But wuzint it about MidNite:Thirty at NITE?

Yeah, it wuz 'bout then. What'z a better tyme ta feed da Burdz?

An WHUT wuz he *wearin*??

His Not Much Un-ee-form ... Skivvies, heavy sweatshirt, anna Slippurz.

>>>gasp<<<
Whut happins iffin a Sheriff drives by?

:eek: Dad hopes he knows da Deputy!

Back onna subject ... WHUT happint to da SPOON?

Yeah, ya *hopped* up onna puter chair; then up onna puter desk;
then started *LIKKIN* onna spoon ... so WHERE's da SPOON?

Darn thing jumped onna floor ... dat's when I ran you vultures off wiffa
*yippin* ~ *yappin* anna *SNAPPIN*!

We 'member dat, "Fangs" ... now WHERE'd da SPOON go?

Darned if I know ... prolly wuz *LIKKIN* wiffa eyeshades closed - tastes better.
I'll look unner da desk anna puter cart ...
:eek:
When duz da MAID come?

Do youze guys know how MUCH Dawg Fuzz is packed unner da furniture?
No WUNDER stuff getz 'lost' around here!
If my MOM ever saw dis ...

Or iffin our GranMom ever dropped in ... :eek:

Sure hope dat wuzzint Dad's 'favorite' spoon!

So ... are You Guys even *lookin* for the spoon???

Yeah Dad ... every wakin moment ... I feel a nap commin on ...

:D

Hmmm, a mystery. Perhaps Heidi was enjoying her peanut butter so much that she just decided to eat the spoon too? :eek: Or maybe she has hidden it so that the next time she gets her paws on the whole jar, she will be well-equipped to help herself?