For the spammers and forwarders you know...:-)

I'm Still waiting . . ..
I did what you told me .. . .
I sent the email to 10 people like you said . . .
I'm still waiting for that miracle to happen . . ..

[insert picture of skeleton sitting at computer!];)

To all of my friends and family who in the last year sent me best 'wishes', chain letters, 'angel' letters or other promises of good luck if I forwarded something, I just wanted to say that 'NONE OF THAT CRAP WORKED!'
For 2008, from now on, could you please just send money, chocolate, airline tickets, movie tickets or GASOLINE vouchers instead!
Thank you!

Perfect! I Love It!!!

Very funny letter you could send a spammer!

Since I just got 3 of those "miracle will happen" things this morning I think I will save this to forward back to the sender....