Poop Scoop Boogie (thanks, Richard!)

copied from the first Cat Haiku thread...

the poop scoopin' boogie
(apologies to brooks and dunn!)

in the back of my house, near the wall that's made of rocks
sits my cat's favorite place, his kitty litter box.
the cat starts poopin' every night when the sun goes down
it's got litter, clay, pee pee and poop
it's where all the cat folk go to do the poop scoopin' boogie

i've got a good job i work hard for my money
when it's quittin' time i hit the door runnin'
i fire up my pickup truck and let the horses run
i go flyin' down that highway to that hideaway
stuck back in that room, to do the poop scoopin' boogie

:love: Too Funny && Chuckle Chuckle

ROTFLOL! I don't think Brooks & Dunn would mind at all. I wonder if either of them has a kitty? :D

I had forgot about that!

Let me pop some Tim Mcgraw into the CD player! ;):eek:

Or some Alan Jackson!!!


Oh Oh! I just got an idea!

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Sung to the tune of Itty Bitty.

Again, apologies to Alan Jackson

Have a little box and little slotted scoop
You got have a box and little bit of poop!
It could be cedar or a little bit of clay
The cat fills it every single day!


Chorus:
Little cat with some large turds,
Colors beyond any old words!
Might as well scoop, might as well smile
This old poop will smell in a little bitty while!


Little bitty can and a little bitty plate
It’s the food that the little kitty ate
Don’t be scared and don’t be shocked.
It will show up in the little kitty box

CHORUS.


You know you got a job, to clean the cat box!
Wear some shoes –don’t wear any socks.
Scoop some biscuits, then the itty bitty logs
Keep the poop away from the nosy dogs!

You have a hubby or maybe a little wife
They won’t scoop poop, not or your life!
It’s not the ideal or what you want to dream
It’s all part of the kitty litter scene!

Chorus!

What a riot! I found myself singing it right along with the melody. Very clever! :cool: I bet you could have a good time with Brad Paisley's "Mud on the Tires!" LOL!

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Originally Posted by Pam

What a riot! I found myself singing it right along with the melody. Very clever! :cool: I bet you could have a good time with Brad Paisley's "Mud on the Tires!" LOL!

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Give me a while! I don't know the song!:D

I MADE THE POOP SCOOP BOOOGIE EASIER I USE AN OLD SPATULA:cool: TO GET INTO THE CORNERS WHERE THEY ALL AIM, TO GET THE GREAT MASSES OF HARDENED LITTER THAT USUALLY TAKE A HERCULEAN EFFORT:(:( TO REMOVE!!:love:

At Cassie's house the Poop Scoop Boogie occurs (among other times) about 15 minutes after I empty, wash and refill the litter pan. Never fails.

;)HELP! You know when you get a song stuck in you head?! Well, mine is now Poop Scoop Boogie!!:eek:

Happy Birthday to my 3 beautiful Furkids, Emmy, Punkin and Squeakers!! They are 2 years old today!!

Mary

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Originally Posted by Pam

"Mud on the Tires!" LOL!

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LOL!!

I can't wait to see what Richard comes up with!

ROTFLMBO!!!!!!!! Doing Groucho's box will never be the same again!!!