On the first day of creation
On the first day of creation, God created the cat.
On the second day, God created man to serve the cat.
On the third day, God created all the animals of the earth to serve as potential food for the cat.
On the fourth day, God created honest toil so that man could labor for the good of the cat.
On the fifth day, God created the sparkle ball so that the cat might or might not play with it.
On the sixth day, God created veterinary science to keep the cat healthy and the man broke.
On the seventh day, God tried to rest, but he had to scoop the litter box.
Yes, that He may have done, but...
...He cut the week to seven days, so, by my reckoning, since there is no eighth day, cleaning the litter box still ought to be God's responsibility.
I think that I will complain to Him about this before I go to bed tonight...
...so... if I don't show up on COTD tomorrow, tomorrow being a day I plan to stay home and therefore I should be here... be certain to have someone check my bed to see if there is a pile of ashes in it.
Oh, no! If there is, one of these cats just might use me for litter!
Yet, should this prove to be the case, then even after entering eternity, I will be blessed to continue serving the cat!