" 'Instruction sheet' you say? 'Torn to shreds' you say?
What makes you think I had anything to do with it?"
I swear, I'm going to enroll this cat in Paper Chewers Anonymous.
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" 'Instruction sheet' you say? 'Torn to shreds' you say?
What makes you think I had anything to do with it?"
I swear, I'm going to enroll this cat in Paper Chewers Anonymous.
I think the cat was framed!;)
PSSST!!
I KNOW THAT YOU DIDNT DO IT, MY TUXEDO FRIEND.
JUST KEEP SAYING THAT IT WAS THE MICE AND YOU WERE JUST TOO LATE TO STOP THEM.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...ats1012350.jpg
I BELIEVE YOU ARE INNOCENT, WE ALL DO!!!
;) Chuckle Chuckle == this is just too Cute.. Well I can tell this baby is just too Adorable to have anything to do with this paper shredding..
That innocent face? Nah, never happen!:D
What a cutie!
The Duckie did it! Where is that blasted DUCK?
He he heee, such an innocent look! Oh my, what a con, ha haa.
Can I sign up Puddy, too? I swear, every envelope on my desk is chewed because of Ms. Pud. Plus she likes to lick the glue on them. I think, though, since you don't have it on video and only in a photo, you don't have a case, according to my furry advisors.....Quote:
Originally Posted by Gin
Well, it is perfectly obvious, from the look on her face, that she could NOT have in any way, shape or form, have chewed that paper. :rolleyes:
Hello fellow kitty,
After carefully examining the picture, your Meowmie has no case at all. Where is her proof? Where is her evidence? You're right, there is nothing that points to your guilt. Her accusations are purely circumstantial and most likely will not hold up in court.
Please remember, do not talk to anyone about your case or answer ANY questions to the authorities. Feel free to contact me any time about this alleged incident.
If you so choose, I will be happy to represent you pro-bono. Be sure to let me know if you would like me to file an Order to Show Cause with Cat Court.
Your friend,
Groucho the Lawyer
Practice Limited to Kitty Krimes and Aboose
Nope, that sweet face couldn't possibly have done the dasterdly deed. It must have been an imposter!!!!
There is no way that sweet little kitty chewed that paper, just look at the innocence on that face!
says the innocent tuxie...
"Plus it's chewed on the other side... see... wasn't me! I just found it like this, I swear!!" ;)