If cats could talk

I haven't posted lately, but this morning I was thinking ( I guess I had a little time on my hands), what Farm Boy would say to my sister & his former owner if he could talk and than I started to wonder what all of my cats would say

Farm Boy would probably say...Farm living is not the life for me. I just adore a pent-house view (because he likes to climb to where he can look down on everything)

Mollie June would say to the other cats...I belong here, but you're adopted.

Monster ... oh-no, a person! I better run and hide!

Stripe...I belong on someone's lap :)

Maggie...I tolerate living indoors, because it's easier than having to hunt for food.

Buttermilk...Food, did someone say food? Show me the food :cool:

I Often Wonder What The Found Cats Would Say If They Could Talk.
Would They Wonder What Became Of Precious, Almond Rocca Baton, Shemp , Moose And Bj?
Would They Wonder Why Certain Foods I Serve Like Purrfectly Fishy Are Not There More Often?
We Liked That One Dad!!!!
Or Some Of The One Shot Canned Foods That They Liked From The Ones That The Animal Welfare Ladies Brought.
I Pray That They Are Content And Somehow Know That I Am Doing My Best To Make Them Happy.
Dad Why Does The Nice Man Stick Needles In Us??????????

Let's see:
Norton the oldest at 16 would say: I love my heated bed!! No brushing, combing, claw clipping, or sub q fluids!!!
Raven the kitchen Diva: Hey!!! It IS time to eat!
Tina Peepers: Is it time to play with the laser light!!!
Riley: Can you brush and comb me MORE?!
Hayley: Is that my Barry?? I just LOVE him!
Hope Simone: Food, Food, Food!!
Nimet: I love when you scratch me RIGHT there!
Bianca Rose: Food, Food, Food!!

And I Love them ALL!!

Oh my, what a fun thread!

Sparkle: don't know why you put that funny brush in your mouth, it is for CHEWING!

Vita: I'm the BOSS, that's why!

Chestnut: Turn on the faucet NOW!

Cuddles: I'm safe on mom's bed, and that's where I'm staying. (She never left my bedroom the first 2 years she lived here, but she IS getting better.)

Crystal: I wanna be - DADDY'S GIRL, I wanna be, DADDY'S GIRL, that's the most, important thing to ME-ye

Ebony: Just leave me be.

Bobby: where's the next wrestling match?

Chaplin: a human, quick RUN!

Tommy: I need a hug, here, let me make it easy, I'll jump in your lap on top of the newspaper/book/laptop/dog

Tuppence: Are the humans asleep yet so I can come out?

LOL! I LOVE THIS ONE!!

Amy..."Ahhhh, so many beds, so little time! Ennie mennie minny moe"

Samantha "Hay! Where'd ya go with MY lap? Come back here with that LAP!"

Giz... "WHY is my purse SO empty?"

Boo.... "Yawn! Is it time for you to kiss me AGAIN? :rolleyes: "

Smudge - "I love you! You're wonderful! Will you rub my itchies? May I please have some Greenies or some vitamin E?"

This morning Edwina said...as she often does..."Will you please get out of my bed? I want the warm spot where you are!"

(And of course..."thank you" as I always obey.... :rolleyes: )