Summer yet? We'z all WET anna ANTz are back!
Muttz here ...
Dad hadda ruff nite last nite ...
Started off kinda simple - "HEY - wanna go mail a letter?"
*YIPP* *YAPP*!
4:29:45 pm we arrive at the PO - and see da Postal Lady lockin da door! http://petoftheday.com/i/our_smilies/mad.gif
And she don't stop lockin up fur NUNbuddie - even iffin ya got da stampz stuck on already!
That gives us zaktly 15 minnits to drive the 20 minnit trip to the Next PO -
they take mail outta da lobby box till 4:45 pm. We're off to da races!
Made it wiffa minnit ta spare! ... OK, whut'z next?
HEY DAD! Kinda warm out- let'z go check da LAKE! Oooooh-Kay!
Lake Milton Boat Launch hadda buncha smellie stuff inna wadder http://petoftheday.com/i/our_smilies/tongue.gif anna kuppla boaters trying
ta remember how ta get da Boat inna wadder an NOT da car ... not a purdy site!
Dad wuz afraid he'd *laff*, se we checked da Marina docks. NUTZ!
Buncha fisher folks throwin hooks inna wadder ... they don't 'preciate Dawgs!
Tried da new boat ramp - nunbuddie there 'cept a kuppla Older Folks phishin off da west seement dock.
Dad figgered we wuz jest *lookin* - se we all sashayed out onna east dock.
Smoke made like he wuz gonna dive in, but Dad hollered "NO! There's *gunk* inna wadder!"
Dunno what happened - StumbleBum mitta tripped over his own feet, nunbuddie *pushed* him -
but quick azza blink **Ka-SPLOOSH** anna durty wadder wuz flyin!
And since we'z klipped onna Y-Thingie ... MY feets are slidin over da edge an
**Ker-SPLASH** and we'z BOFF inna durty wadder! Uhhhh-OOOOOh! http://petoftheday.com/i/our_smilies/redface.gif:
Dad wuz spittin durty wadder an *mumblin* NawTee wurds - then looked ober
an saw da Older Lady *lookin* ... so he jest "encouraged us" to get our lil butts OUT, RITE NOW!
YUUUUCK!! We were a nastee site!
We didda few "cleansing rinses" the full length of the clean side of da dock till Dad wuz satisfied
mosta da Yuuck & Stink was warshed off ...then we headed fur home.
Guess we'll call that da Furst Swim uv da new seezon! http://petoftheday.com/i/our_smilies/biggrin.gif
HEY, You Two! --- Stay OFFA My BED! You're both still *DRIPPIN*!
NUTZ!
Later ...
Whas'ZAT?? Hey Cin - You hear dat?
Zzzzzzzz ... hear WHAT?
I hear FeetzPrintz! Hunnerds uv 'em! ... Sounds like a ARMY Marchin!
Well, YOU go find da Army ... I'z sleepin!
*Tritt-Trott* - Skippity-Skip* ... *SNIFF* ... >EEK<!
Gud GREIF, whut'z wrong?
Dere's a ARMY a ANTz inna baffroom! --- They're mobbin da vanity - rite where Bootsy
had his Krunchie Kup! Should I call Dad?
Zzzzzzzzz ...
Laterz, we kame in frum Last Call ...
Dad visited da poddy room ... an warshed his handpawz ...
>EEK<
>STOMP<
>SMACK< - >Smack< - >Smack-smack-smack-smack-smack< - >SMACK<
>GASP<
I guess dey hadn't all left yet, huh?
Move over, yur hoggin da bed.
A minnit later ...
Move over, Guys - yur hoggin da bed!
...
>EEK<
Sun-uvva-WET DAWG!
WHY is my pillow soakin WET?
And my sheets, too?
Zzzzzzzz ...
Zzzzzzzz ...
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Welcome to Summer, Dad!
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