Scott Feschuk's mail bag on Katie Couric...

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Dear Scott: OK I admit it – I actually watch the CBS Evening News with Katie Couric. I feel like I’m the only one. Sometimes I expect her to call me by name, as in, “President Bush vetoed the crime bill in the Oval Office today, Gary.” But I swear Katie is good at her job and it’s a good newscast. Seriously! What can she do to get increase her ratings? – G.H., Hamilton, Ont.

• Let moustache grow in – begin calling self “Walter.”

• Let crazy grow in – begin calling self “Dan.”

• Maybe get that Rosie O’Donnell on there to start telling them Iraqis what’s what.

• Buy two million TVs – tune them all to self.

• Work in a steamy subplot about about hot doctors and nurses making out.

• Every time she says “White House,” one article of clothing comes off.

• Goodbye video, hello puppets!