Quiz For Cats About Humans

from Jan:
Quiz For Cats About Humans
Your human walks into the kitchen. Does this mean?
a) It's hungry
b) It's lost
c) You're hungry
d) Let the begging begin


Your human puts down a bowl of food for you. Is this?
a) Supper
b) Something s/he obviously wouldn't eat
c) Something to keep you going till supper's ready
d) Inedible junk to be scorned in favor of what the humans eat


Your human removes you from the top of the television.
Does this mean?
a) You're in trouble - better not do it again
b) Nothing - humans do this from time to time
c) The human wants to play, so climb up again to amuse it
d) It is time to chew on the cable wire again


Staircases are for:
a) Getting up to the human's bed at 4am
b) Lying in wait in the dark at the top of
c) Walking down just slower than the human in front of it
d) All of the above


Your human talks/yells at you. You should:
a) Listen intently, even if you don't understand
b) Meow in acknowledgment and continue what you were
doing
c) Ignore him/her completely; you're a cat, they mean nothing
d) Move on to the next annoying activity to encourage their
talking behavior

Phone and electrical cords and strings from fabrics are:
a) Important to humans and should be left alone
b) Playthings and deserve your total attention; no matter what
damage may result
c) Annoying and should be removed immediately

Birds, small rodents and large bugs should be:
a) Ignored (especially if your human wants them removed)
b) Played with until they stop playing
c) Presented to your human as a proud trophy
d) Hidden under your human's pillow for safe keeping
e) Consumed for their nutritional value


A human giving you a bath should be considered:
a) Under no circumstances
b) Under no circumstances
c) Under no circumstances
d) An act of war
e) All of the above


Your human's value is limited to:
a) Providing food
b) Providing water
c) Letting you out
d) Providing opposite-gender feline companionship
e) Leaving you alone
f) All of the above; if properly trained

Roflmao!!!!

Inka is asking where she can send the answers !!

;) :) :p

THE FOUND CATS ARE TABULATING THIER ANSWERS NOW!!
I HOPE THAT THE FACT THAT WE ALL SHARE AND SHARE ALIKE MEANS THAT I GET GOOD MARKS.
THERES NO ONE DEARER TO ME THAT MY CATS AND I HOPE I RATE HIGHLY WITH THEM AS WELL.
:cool: :cool: :cool: :cool:

Quiz For Cats About Humans
Your human walks into the kitchen. Does this mean?
If I act nicely, she will feed me

Your human puts down a bowl of food for you. Is this?
Expected


Your human removes you from the top of the television.
Does this mean?
She wants to hold me again -- I hate when she does that

Staircases are for:
We don't have any at my house


Your human talks/yells at you. You should:
Anything she says is mere humanspeak. Actions speak louder than words. Opening a can of Fancy Feast is the action that speaks loudest.

Phone and electrical cords and strings from fabrics are:
Not worth the energy. Now, jewelry? The strap on mom's camera? Worth it every time.

Birds, small rodents and large bugs should be:
Watched till they're long gone, except in the case of bugs, which must be stared at until my servant comes to remove them.


A human giving you a bath should be considered:
A mortal sin!


Your human's value is limited to:
Meeting my needs: keeping the litter pan clean; providing fresh food and water; and the occasional petting when I am feeling receptive.


Purrrrrs,
Cassie

My eleven got together and voted. Here are the results:
Kitchen.....begging begins
Bowl..........supper and hopefully it has some human food
Human removes......let the games begin with the human
Stairs......well, all of the above of course
Talks..............we must move on to the next annoying thing
Phone..........playthings, playthings, playthings.
Birds.....played with, hidden, then presented PROUDLY
Bath..........what's that?
Human value.....all of the above except for letting out. The tryant makes us stay in.

They have decided I am trainable :D

;) Yup Very Good.. So thats always the funny looks I get at the house.. Now I know what the furr purr babies are thinking..